The real news from the 30th anniversary of the Brit Awards however, is that nothing has changed. Noddy Holder still exists and somehow managed to find an opportunity to work 'FEEL THE NOISE' into his few seconds of stage-time. Peter Kay is still simply telling us what he sees, and Liam Gallagher is, without a doubt, still a 'knobhead'. He accepted the award for 'Best British Album of the Last 30 Years' for '(What's the Story?) Morning Glory', which is a great album, by far the best from the shortlist (sorry Dido), but that doesn't make Liam any less of a dick.
For a start, the album is written by Noel, Liam's only credits on the album are vocals and tambourine. Even if Noel didn't want to go and get the award, Liam should have at least mentioned him rather than just thanking 'Bonehead' and 'Quiggs'. However the thing that ultimately confirms his status as a knobhead is his 'rock and roll' attitude to the whole thing.
Wow. What a rocker. His twitter account (the epitome of rebellion) has added to the whole story after he posted this yesterday;
Where to start? He's called Peter Kay a 'fat fuck', which is a bit playground. He's used '2' instead of 'to' which is just wrong, and he's felt the need to sign it off with his initials despite it coming from his own Twitter account. This post is quite knobhead-ish but if you scroll down the page a bit it gets worse. Apparently he had a little go at promoting the bands Brit nomination on Twitter, because that's just as rock and roll and nonchalant as his interview. 'If we're going to fucking get invited then I'm gonna turn up and 'ave it.' Slightly different attitude to his 'VOTE FOR ME I'M DESPERATE' posts on Twitter.
His band's struggling I guess, (in that it no longer exists) he might as well have a go at milking that old whining cow as much as he can till it ultimately commits suicide out of a combination of boredom and anger. Following this little escapade he's obviously reinforced his status as an absolutely uncontrollable rock-star nutter. 'Let's all go and take some class A drugs... and be complete arseholes.' Knobhead.
I honestly do really like What's the Story.
Someone who's in love with himself as much as that knobhead is will never commit suicide. Unfortunately. And his Twitter responce is pure self-contradiction.. he hardly called Kay a fat fuck to (sorry, 2) his face, did he?
ReplyDeleteStill, Morning Glory is a great abum but my favourite track is the one about Sally being kept waiting because at least for 3 minutes you can imagine that Liam Gallagher doesn't exist.
only just noticed this comment about a month later!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't hoping Gallagher would commit suicide, he's not that bad. I was talking about the metaphorical Cow that is Oasis and how that might commit suicide... Not quite sure if that one works or not.